Best Instagram Captions


Every day brings an opportunity to do something legendary.

Watch more sunsets than Netflix.

Stress does not go with my outfit!

Stop looking for happiness in the same place you just lost it.

I liked memes before they were on Instagram

I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing

Never cry for that person who doesn’t know the value of your tears.

My mother told me not to talk to strangers. I never talk to myself anymore.


Best Instagram Quotes


You see the blue follow button? I’d tap that!

Some days start better than others.

Being a weird is the side effect of Awesomeness!

Smiling and dreaming won’t cost money. So, I expertise in both of them.

Don’t be racist, hate everyone.

My craziness is not everyone’s cup of tea.

Of course,I talk to myself! After all, sometimes I need some expert advice!

God made this world so beautiful and one of his beautiful creating is the one you are stalking right now on Instagram.

In our generation, people are bloody brilliant at changing their masks.

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.


Best Instagram Bios


I am Chanel, you are h&m

My heart says yes but my mom says no

good girl, with a hood playlist

Single. Focused. Blessed. Living Life,

a happy soul is the best shield for a cruel world

Live for the moments you can’t put into words.

Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.

LIFE HAPPENS COFFEE HELPS

You know what I like about people? Their dogs.

“what are you twelve” yeah on a scale of one to ten bitch

I dream too much.

EMOTIONALLY STABLE AS AN IKEA TABLE.

Mentally on the beach.

Life is not perfect but your outfit can be

Good shoes take you good places.

They say good things take time… That’s why I’m always late.

BE A BAD ASS WITH A GOOD ASS

“I dress to impress myself.” – Kanye West

Rain drop – Drop top – All I do is eat non stop


Funny Instagram Captions


THERE ARE 16 YEAR OLDS COMPETING AT THE OLYMPICS AND I STILL PUSH ON PULL DOORS…

HUMBLE, WITH JUST A HINT OF KANYE.

I’d give a fuck but I already gave it to your mother last night

when you’re downie eat a brownie

Braless is flawless.

HOW I FEEL WHEN THERE IS NO COFFEE? DEPRESSO.

THIS IS THE MONDAYEST MONDAY THAT EVER MONDAYED.

DEJA POO: The feeling that you’ve heard this crap before.

wine + dinner = winners

I JUST DON’T WANT TO LOOK BACK AND THINK “I COULD’VE EATEN THAT”

I DON’T EVEN BELIEVE MYSELF WHEN I SAY I’LL BE READY IN 5 MINUTES.

WiFi, food, my bed. Perfection

BORN TO SHOP. FORCED TO WORK.

First I drink the coffee. Then I do the things.

Me Everyday: Slay Me in December: Sleigh

I might look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.

Error 404: Feelings not found

I SPEND A LOT OF TIME HOLDING THE REFRIGERATOR DOOR OPEN LOOKING FOR ANSWERS.

EVERYTHING I LIKE IS EITHER EXPENSIVE, ILLEGAL OR WON’T TEXT ME BACK.

JUST WING IT. LIFE, EYELINER, EVERYTHING.


Funny Instagram Bios


Be with those that bring out the best in you, not the stress in you.

ATTITUDE IS EVERYTHING. NEW DAY, NEW STRENGTH, NEW THOUGHTS.

START YOUR DAY WITH POSITIVE THOUGHTS

Be a little more you, and a lot less them.

I’M FINE, THANKS FOR NOT ASKING

IT’S LIKE PUNCHING PEOPLE IN THE FACE, BUT WITH WORDS

Auto correct can go straight to hell.

There’s no “we” in fries.

A BALANCED DIET IS CHOCOLATE IN BOTH HANDS

I’m not LAZY. I’m just on my ENERGY SAVING mode.

I already want to take a nap tomorrow.

HOW DO I LIKE MY EGGS? UM.. IN A CAKE.

don’t give up on your dreams. keep sleeping.

APPRECIATE GOOD PEOPLE. THEY ARE HARD TO COME BY.

I WISH COMMON SENSE WAS MORE COMMON


Funny Instagram Quotes


Long line at Starbucks, first world problems.

START YOUR DAY WITH POSITIVE THOUGHTS

Be a little more you, and a lot less them.

I’M FINE, THANKS FOR NOT ASKING

I LOVE SARCASM

IT’S LIKE PUNCHING PEOPLE IN THE FACE, BUT WITH WORDS

Autocorrect can go straight to hell.

APPRECIATE GOOD PEOPLE. THEY ARE HARD TO COME BY.

I WISH COMMON SENSE WAS MORE COMMON

WE WERE BORN TO BE REAL, NOT TO BE PERFECT.

Be with those that bring out the best in you, not the stress in you.

ATTITUDE IS EVERYTHING. NEW DAY, NEW STRENGTH, NEW THOUGHTS.

I am so open-minded, my brains will fall out some day.

I don’t always surf the internet, but when I do, eyebrows!

Say “Beer Can” with a British accent. I just taught you to say “Bacon” with a Jamaican accent.

In a relationship? Nah! I am in a flirtationship.

In the event that you don’t have anything decent to say, come sit by me, and we can ridicule individuals together

I will go into survival mode if tickled

Mermaids don’t do homework

Presumably the best meat eater on the planet


Good Instagram Captions


One does not simply “Let it go”.

Here to serve. the feline overlord

When I was Rome… I did what the Romans did.

I completely loathe Instagram, and whatever else needs to do with hashtags.

Hatred is another weapon that I am not trained to use

Women drivers rev my engine.

I’m beginning to like Instagram, which is strange on the grounds that I detest pictures.

Be Yourself, everyone else is taken.

Don’t be like the rest of them, darling.

if an opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door!

Why be sane and waste this life when you can totally rock the floor of craziness?

I believe its unusual if a young lady doesn’t have an Instagram nowadays.


Cute Instagram Captions


LIFE IS BETTER WHEN YOU’RE LAUGHING

ALCOHOL YOU LATER

SHUT UP, I THINK YOU ARE GORGEOUS.

Overthinking does kill your happiness.


Cool Instagram Bios


These are the days we live for.

Onions make me sad. A lot of people don’t realize that.

Whatever you do in life, make sure it makes you happy.

They used to shout my name, now they whisper it.

I Can’t recall who I stole my bio from or why

I’ll never try to fit in. I was born to STAND OUT.

It is not an attitude ,it is the way I am

TAKING NAPS SOUNDS SO CHILDISH. I PREFER TO CALL THEM HORIZONTAL LIFE PAUSES

I’M SORRY FOR THE THINGS I SAID WHEN IT WAS WINTER.

After Tuesday, even the calender goes W T F

I STOPPED UNDERSTANDING MATH WHEN THE ALPHABET DECIDED TO GET INVOLVED.

I WALK AROUND LIKE EVERYTHING IS FINE, BUT DEEP DOWN, INSIDE MY SHOE, MY SOCK IS SUING OFF.

I am putting you on my to-do list.

Life is a soup and I’m a fucking fork


Funny Instagram Captions for Selfies


Embed affected stuff about myself here.

Life isn’t perfect…  But my Hair is! #selfieaddict

I’m not savvy. I simply wear glasses.

Flawless has 7 letters thus does meeeeee. Incident? I think not.

Waiting for that perfect day when everything is going to be okay.


Instagram Captions for Best Friend


A friend will always make you Smile, especially when you don’t want to…

Admit it… Life would be so boring without me

Throughout life you will meet one person who is unlike any other. You could talk to this person for hours and never get bored, you could tell them things and they won’t judge you. This person is your soulmate, your best friend. Don’t ever let them go.

REAL FRIENDS DON’T GET OFFENDED WHEN YOU INSULT THEM. THEY SMILE AND CALL YOU SOMETHING EVEN MORE OFFENSIVE.

a good friend knows all your best stories a best friend has lived them with you

Yes. I’m your best friend. Yes. I would die for you. Yes. I’m about to steal your chips.

True friends greet each other with an insult

TAKE A NERF BULLET FOR YOU.

I USED TO BE NORMAL… UNTIL I MET ‘THOSE LOSERS WHO I NOW CALL MY BEST FRIENDS

Friend knocks on your door. Best friend walks into your house & starts eating.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder, priceless!

True friends say good things behind your back and bad things to your face.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend


Dog Captions for Instagram

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

Every dog has his day, unless he loses his tail, then he has a weak-end

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs

Happiness is doggy kisses

I wonder what my dog named me

Live. Love. Bark

Happiness is a warm puppy

Love is a four-legged word

Be the person your dog thinks you are

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person

If there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

My dog winks at me sometimes and I always wink back in case it’s some sort of code.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea


Short Quotes for Insta


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I LOVE SARCASM

I’m a power to be figured with, I figure

My attitude is my approach

I’m Faded

Decency is my jewel.

A human. Being.

Living vicariously through myself


Instagram Captions for Couples & Relationships


Love is a medicine that can neutralize even a poisoned heart.

Sometimes life can surprise you with a happy coincidence.

The moment when she says you’re cute.

We all start as strangers.

Cinderella never asked for a prince.

Love makes one’s heart weak and weakness can never be my trait.


Summer Captions for Instagram


Simply continue swimming

SEA&SUN

Let the sea set you free


Clever Instagram Captions


I’m beginning to like Instagram, which is unusual on the grounds that I loathe pictures.

If a dentist makes their money from unhealthy teeth, why would I trust a product 4/5 of them recommend?

I’m truly a titan cupcake. Perplexed about crazy rides and dry ice

I’m really not amusing. I’m just truly mean and individuals think I am kidding.

I’ve generally believed being famous on Instagram is as about as futile as being rich in syndication

Sometimes, we can’t find the things that can make us happy because we can’t let go of the things that were supposed to.

Attempting to raise casual conversation to medium talk.

I don’t wanna be anyone’s sun but I want to be that moon who makes one’s darkest nights bright.

I’m not certain what number of issues I have in light of the fact that math is one of them

We all are a little broken but life won’t stop anyway.

I got expelled from school on pajama day. Not my fault I sleep naked…

We live in the era of the smart phones and stupid people.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD EAT SOME MAKEUP SO YOU CAN BE PRETTY ON THE INSIDE TOO.


Family Instagram Captions


That moment when you realize your childhood is over.

Champ of World’s Best Wife Award (Category: Nagging)

BLOOD MAKES YOU RELATED, LOYALTY MAKES YOU FAMILY.


Instagram Quotes About Life


Enjoy life Today, Yesterday is gone & Tomorrow may never come.

Life is a beautiful struggle

Life is tough, my darling, by so are you

Happy mind. Happy life.

A simple life is a beautiful life.

Life always offers you a second chance. It’s called tomorrow.

Life tried to crush her but only succeeded in creating a diamond.

Stay patient and trust your journey.

Of course life is a bitch. If it was a slut, It would be easy.

Life is a gift. Wake up every day and realize that.

You change your life by changing your heart.

Time has a way of showing us what matters in life.

Maybe its not life that sucks. Maybe its just the people you let in your life that sucK

YOU SHOULD NEVER REGRET ANYTHING IN LIFE. IF IT’S GOOD, IT’S WONDERFUL. IF IT’S BAD, IT’S EXPERIENCE.

YOU DESERVE TO BE HAPPY. YOU DESERVE TO LIVE A LIFE YOU ARE EXCITED ABOUT DON’T LET OTHERS MAKE YOU FORGET THAT

WHOEVER IS TRYING TO BRING YOU DOWN, IS ALREADY BELOW YOU.

DON’T COMPARE YOUR REAL LIFE TO SOMEONE ELSE’S CONTROLLED ONLINE CONTENT.

Your LI% does not get better by chance. It gets better by change.

BREATHE. IT’S JUST A BAD DAY, NOT A BAD LIFE.

Kill them with success and bury them with a smile.

NOTHING IS WORTH IT IF YOU AREN’T HAPPY.

LIFE IS ABOUT MOMENTS. Create them. Don’t wait for them.


Instagram Captions For Girls


I believe its unusual if a young lady doesn’t have an Instagram now days.

JUST WING IT. LIFE, EYELINER, EVERYTHING.

I heard you’re a player. Nice to meet you, I’m the coach.

8 planets, 204 countries, 809 islands, 7 seas, 6.000.000.000+ people, AND I’M SINGLE.

Nobody texts faster than a pissed off female.


Savage Instagram Captions


The light at the end of the tunnel, is a train.

THE TRASH GETS PICKED UP TOMORROW. BE READY.

WHEN SOMEONE SAYS “EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED” SLAP THEM AND SAY “YOU DIDN’T EXPECT THAT. DID YOU?”

ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT GENTLY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME KUSHANDWIZDOM TUMBLR

YOU’RE THE REASON THIS COUNTRY HAS TO PUT DIRECTIONS ON SHAMPOO.

If you cum and she didn’t, you didn’t fuck her… She fucked you.

IF I SAY “FIRST OF ALL” RUN AWAY BECAUSE I HAVE PREPARED RESEARCH, DATA, CHARTS AND WILL DESTROY YOU.

If I cut you off, chances are, you handed me the scissors.

You don’t fuck with me but you watching me

AM I MISSING AN EYEBROW?

Stay strong. Make them wonder how you handled it.

Throw me to the wolves and I’ll come back leading the pack.

May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.

I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU THINK OF ME BECAUSE IT CAN’T BE AS BAD AS WHAT I THINK OF YOU.
YOU’RE ONE FAKE BITCH

if u listen closely u can hear me not caring

I like my coffee how I like myself: Dark, bitter, and too hot for you.

BITCH PLEASE, MY PHONE BATTERY LAST LONGER THAN YOUR RELATIONSHIPS.


Creative Instagram Bios


My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right

I’m not crazy, my reality is just different than yours

I always learn from mistakes of others who take my advice

I still don’t understand Instagram, but here I am

Don’t follow me because I don’t even know where I’m going

At last I graduated……Now thermometer is not the only thing in the world having degrees without brains

Recommended by 4 out of 5 people that recommend things

Spreading smiles like they’re herpes

A Nomad in search for the perfect burger. Do not judge me before you know me, but just to inform you, you won’t like me

Contributing To Entropy Since 1992

Everyone on this earth is self-centered, the difference is the radius

Life F#ck$d me , Now Its My Turn

People of my age are busy with Relation, break up, heart break, patch ups and I am still figuring out a way to wake up before 10 am

I am so poor, I cant even pay attention


Fall Instagram Captions


Pumpkins. Candles. Fuzzy Socks. Coffe.

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower.

Hello Fall

I’m so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers.

Every leaf speaks bliss to me. Fluttering from the autumn tree.

Everyone must take time to sit still and watch the leaves turn

Comfy sweaters, warm drinks and pretty colors. I love autumn.

Autumn shows us how beautiful it is to let things go.

Another Fall. Another Turned Page.

Sweater weather.

Life starts all over again when it gets crisp in the fall.


New Year Instagram Captions


You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

365 new days, 365 new chances.

It’s a new year. What better reason to start over than that?

Tomorrow is the first blank page of a 365 page book. Write a good one.

A new year. A new start. And Way to go!

Page 1 of 365

Say YES to new adventures this year.

This is the beginning of anything you want.

A new year is no the way. The possibilities are endless.

Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.

A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.

Although no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.


Single Quotes Instagram


relationshit.

No boyfriend. No problem.

I’m single and its staying like that until I’m absolutely sure I meet someone worth the try.

I LOVE BEING SINGLE UNTIL I SEE A HAPPY COUPLE THEN I THINK ABOUT WHAT I’M MISSING BUT ON.

I’M SINGLE NOT DESPERATE

No boyfriend November. don’t date December. Just me January. forever alone February. no man march. all by myself April I got this..

If he wants you to be in his life, he’ll put you there. You shouldn’t have to fight for a spot.

WAIT FOR THE PERSON WHO WILL DO ANYTHING TO BE YOUR EVERYTHING.

I’M SINGLE BUT I IGNORE PEOPLE LIKE I’M TAKEN

My boyfriend is so Handsome, looking all Invisible and shit.

Single and waiting is better than taken and faking.

Relationship status: sleeping in my bed diagonally

BEING SINGLE ISN’T A TIME TO LOOK FOR LOVE, USE THAT TIME TO WORK ON YOURSELF AND GROW AS AN INDIVIDUAL.

Apparently, I’m good at giving relationship advice. Ironically, I’m Single

SINGLE AND READY TO GET NERVOUS AROUND ANYONE I FIND ATTRACTIVE.


Sunset Instagram Captions


Every sunset brings the promise of a new dawn.

It is almost impossible to watch a sunset and not dream.

I’m a living sunset, lightning in my bones.

At the end of the world the sunset is like a child smashing a pack of crayons into God’s face.

Sunset is still my favorite color, and rainbow is second.

A beautiful sunset that was mistaken for a dawn.

When you see the setting, wait for the rising. Why worry about a sunset or a fading moon?

The sunset glow of self-possession.

Every sunset is an opportunity to reset.

Never waste any amount of time doing anything important when there is a sunset outside that you should be sitting under.

To watch a sunset is to connect with the Divine.

Sunsets are so beautiful that they almost seem as if we were looking through the gates of Heaven.

Twilight drops her curtain down, and pins it with a star.

Keep looking up! I learn from the past, dream about the future and look up. There’s nothing like a beautiful sunset to end a healthy day.

There’s a special quality to the loneliness of dusk, a melancholy more brooding even than the night’s.


Hipster Instagram Bio

Nobody hates hipsters more than hipsters.

People change. Now, I am a lamp.

I am more than what you see.

Beards over everything.

People keep thinking I care… Weird..

Single. Not sure how to mingle.

You were born to be real not perfect.

People say hate is a strong word, but so is love and people throw that around like its nothing

Ordinary life does not interest me.

Not sure if Gay or just a Hipster.

Aging is so mainstream.

Let’s run away.

Stars can’t shine without darkness.

Cool kids can’t die

Love is such a lousy game.

Do not o where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail

Who made you this way? And do they still matter?

Don’t let someone who is no longer in your life affect you

A HIPSTER IS SOMEONE WHO’S VERY AWARE OF HIS STYLE

Know who you are. Know what you want. Know what you deserve. And don’t settle for less

I HATE THINGS BEFORE THEY WERE MAINSTREAM

What do you get when you combine Starbucks and a yoga class? I don’t know, but there’s probably a hipster close by.


Travel Captions for Instagram


To travel is to live

Good times and tan lines

You can’t buy happiness but you can buy a plane ticket, and that’s kind of the same thing.

Travel brings power and love to your life.

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries.

I haven’t been everywhere. But it’s on my list.

Never. Stop. Exploring.

Travel is fatal to prejudice. Bigotry and narrow-mindedness.

You’ve arrived.

Travel doesn’t become ADVENTURE until you leave yourself behind.

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

Life is short and the world is wide.

To travel is worth any cost or sacrifice.

Let’s find some beautiful place to get lost

Traveling. It leaves you SPEECHLESS then turns you into a Storyteller.

Work. Save. Travel. Repeat.

Travel far enough you meet yourself.

Let’s wander where the WIFI is weak.

Jobs fill your pocket. Adventures fill your soul.

Don’t listen to what they say. Go see!

Travel is the only thing you buy that makes you richer.

It feels good to be lost in the right direction.

Once a year go someplace you’ve never been before.

People don’t take trips. Trips take people.

Travel is never a matter of money but of courage.

Escape!

I don’t know where I’m going buy I’m going. Are you coming with me.


 

What are Instagram Captions?

The majority of people use Instagram these days for sharing their photos and videos, as well as posting Instagram stories. We all know that if you want to get more likes and followers, you probably need good Instagram captions. Well, we are here to explain what Instagram captions are all about.

Namely, an Instagram caption is a way of describing the photo or video you previously posted. Anyway, people also call them Instagram quotes because they are describing the post in general. Sometimes, people also tend to write funny Instagram captions or cute Instagram captions. However, an Instagram caption can have a serious tone and it doesn’t have to be considered as a cute Instagram caption.

Basically, most of the people use Instagram captions to get more likes or followers. Therefore, you can always consider using some cool Instagram quotes from other people or celebrities. Anyhow, Instagram captions are really important because they give usually give the meaning of the photo or video that someone posted.

Never the less, good Instagram caption should have some popular quotes or sayings. Also, you can always write your own captions and see how it goes. On the other hand, the majority of people tend to copy other cool Instagram captions in order to get more likes or followers. That is not the most authentic way, but it will definitely get you likes or followers.

All in all, a good Instagram caption is something that will definitely make your post more attractive or get you more likes and followers.

How to choose the best Instagram Caption for your Photo?

We all know that good Instagram captions can get you lots of likes and followers. Anyhow, we will now explain how to choose cool Instagram captions for your photo. Keep in mind that a cute Instagram caption of your photo will definitely bring you more likes than no caption at all.

Now, we will list some the most important steps that you need to follow in order to choose the best Instagram caption for your Photo.

  • Pay attention to the length of the caption

The length of the good Instagram caption can influence the quality of the photo you posted. Namely, if you write a long and hard to read caption, you definitely won’t catch anyone’s attention. On the other hand, short Instagram captions are way too simple. Furthermore, we can conclude that the length of a cool Instagram caption should have an average length

  • Insert some Emojis

The emojis can really boost the quality of the caption and give the color to the Instagram caption. People tend to like more visual effects and that is where emojis come really handy. Never the less, putting some emojis in the caption will definitely make your Instagram caption look better.

  • Add some value to the photo

Great way to writing cute Instagram captions is to mention the Photo or the Photos important parts. Anyhow, adding some value of the photo in the caption will definitely make it more attractive and better in general.

How to use Instagram Captions to get more likes.

Now, lots of people are asking the question of how to use Instagram captions to get more likes or followers. Well, we can explain to you some of the most efficient ways to do this.

Namely, we will list some of the best ways to use your cute Instagram caption to get more likes and followers.

  • Use popular hashtags

By using the popular hashtags in your Instagram caption, you will definitely get more likes. This is because the popular hashtags are the best way of attracting the people to see and to potentially like your photo.

  • Use locations as much as you can

If you use locations or tag yourself at some location, you will probably look more attractive. Also, people will definitely give you like if they know the location that you posted. Simply speaking, if you post the location or tag your self in some popular place, lots of people will like your post.

  • Ask a question in your caption

Namely, if you ask a question in your cool Instagram caption, you will definitely get more comments and therefore more likes. Be careful what question you are asking because people don’t always like commenting on some delicate questions.

All in all, these are some ways of getting more likes using your Instagram caption. If you use some of these methods, you will definitely benefit and get more likes.